The U. of Iew

If only I had the initiative to teach MY cockatiel how to whistle video game tunes! Alas, I was only eight when I got my bird, so I was too young and foolish to devise such a scheme. My bird is now 16 years old and quite the cranky old man.
Gotta love YouTube!
(If you [...]

Well, not literally. We’re much too tired for that. I guess we’re using the royal “we” tonight? I feel like the King from Katamari Damacy. In reality, I’m just the Loser Prince. Oh well.
Where was I going with this?
Oh, yes!
I fixed the links. Everything should be functional now. Expect even more content, now that we’re [...]

Dancing Lizards? I’m sold!
I honestly have no idea why the lizards are suddenly dancing to “Thriller” after consuming the Sobe… but hey, whatever works, eh?
Sometimes, ads don’t need to make sense. Toss a popular person/animal/object into a sea of chaos and we will be captivated. Which is sort of how I felt when [...]

Al Copeland dies at the age of 64.
Wow. Of all the things to die from, he was killed by a malignant salivary gland tumor. It’s funny, I was just thinking about how much I missed Popeye’s. Sure, his other restaurants were alright, but Popeye’s is what my friends and I truly craved back in New [...]

That was fun. And now, back to our regularly scheduled ranting and raving!
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