The U. of Iew

About a year ago, I found myself in need of a snack while I was slaving away at work. I decided to buy some run-of-the-mill sweet and sour candy- a generic “Sour Patch Kids”, so to speak. As I sat in the break room, I took a closer look at the candy bag out of [...]

Trimming the bush to make the tree look taller, eh?
…Wow.
Really, I just don’t know what to think about this!
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Yes, you heard me correctly: Awkward Boners.
Immature? Yes.
Good for a laugh? Definitely!
Immaturity has its own time and place… and that could be right here, right now, if you’re in need of a smile.
Yes, I’m totally resting up for the big race. Can’t you tell?
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Found this little gem in my inbox the other night… totally made my day!

My Dear,

My name is Roseann Mahachi, i saw your profile today  And I became intrested in you, i will also like to know you the more, and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can [...]

…Okay, before I blog about the Britney Spears concert, I had to mention this. This video was made in response to Britney’s, uh, “interesting” VMA performance in 2007.  This is pretty much the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Britney Spears. It almost makes me want to don a wig [...]