Your Daily Dose of Odd News…
State Moves To Ban Fake Testicles on Vehicles
Oh, Florida. You so crazy.
Look, I’m all for freedom of expression, but every time I see these things attached to someone’s truck I die a little bit on the inside. You know who feels the need to attach a pair of fake testicles to their truck? A sad, sad little man who probably has a very tiny penis. That’s who.
Can’t we just pimp our cars with spinners and other such bling? I mean, what’s next- a faux vagina?
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When I first saw one of those things on a highway I couldn’t believe it.
They also tossed out a plastic wastepaper basket onto the highway, where it splintered under my car because I couldn’t get out of the way. That was nice… not.