The U. of Iew

That can’t be comfortable.
Even if he did have a “diminished mental capacity”, you’d think he would have sought help sooner. Personally, if my wifey refused to come out of the bathroom, I don’t think that I would wait two years before alerting the authorities/paramedics/SOMEONE.
The worst part is that the toilet seat had basically fused to [...]

…Okay, I’m sure it’s not THE key to victory, but it’s probably one of the keys on the proverbial keychain. You know, one of those keys whose purpose is a mystery to you. Does it unlock the basement? The back door? Or was it just some random key that you found on the sidewalk and [...]